My name is Michelle and this is my blog.
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justabandonedmyself:

browningtons:

What a good destiny review

This is what the video game journalism industry should strive for

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

beforus:

griimdarkp2iioniic:

beforus:

You: image

Me: image

So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week?

excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you

you:  a dead whittled down tree

me: THE MIGHTY DRANZER POSSESSED BY A SOUL OF A PHOENIX

image

LET IT RIP

(Source: furuyasatoru)

elisetheviking:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me